mistress_joanna

Gosh, you know I just can't get that blasted song out of my head! Lovey Dovey...kiss.kiss.kiss.
I'm growing my hair long, after 3 years of having sexy short hair I feel like hair is very erotic and I'm ready for a little more sexy in my life.
I went to see an interesting play tonight, it was about women and sexuality and how it is inflicted in their daily lives. Like how as women..with vagina's...we have power yet as women with vagina's we can also be submitted to harassment and fucking idiots who think they can take advantage of a woman. It was cool, this guy who i hadn't seen in forever took me. He kissed me!!
Ok ok , I guess i should mention we "dated" for a very short while back in highschool and I let him go way to early because I'm like that and I have no regrets. Anyways, point is he kissed me and I want him! Not  in a love way, dude calm down I just want him in my pants yo!
I can do that....i mean I have a kick ass bod and all but what about the inside? As a confidant dominant female I am honestly saying what about our chemistry? Im really not good with the talking and getting deep, I'm not so bright in that way, I'm just a simple female addicted to retail!!!!!!!
Fuckdamn!
I have been doing my homework and looking into asphyxiation because it turns me on, I want to strangle someone and then inflict pain on them while they cannot breath, yes that is domination at its best.
I have also been reading up on this band called Tokio Hotel. The fucking lead singer is sooooooo hot. SO what if hes 19 and looks like an ano girl, I don't give a shit, that boy is sexy as fuck Bill Kaulitz is his name.
ok ok i have no more time for this.
peace bitches.

My so called "slave" said he would get me a e gift card so I could purchase myself the gorgeous PINK canon camera that is on my wishlist but I think i desire the black one now..
http://www.amazon.com/Sony-Cybershot-DSCW55-Digital-Optical/dp/B000M4J2MG/ref=dp_variations_2?ie=UTF8&coliid=IVVZTP8WG897J&colid=26OXWVJOSG9HM
EITHER WAY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE AND IT WASN"T!!!!
Like do i look like I have time for bullshit NO!
He better have a fucking great explanation for his GLORIOUS MASTER or! he shall suffer and I shall get rid of the fucker , i should have known such a wimp would go wrong, I have to babysit you wimps, cannot let you do anything on your own.
I also almost hit someone driving!!..i mean she was driving too but she was an idiot and made me feel like I should stick a joint roach in her eye.
My girlfriend and I are going out tonight for Valentines day, some fucking loser is paying for it.
I WANT THAT CAMERA, IT IS MINE!.
Send me E-Gift cards and don't you dare attempt to buy the camera for me! I will make the final decision on what color I get.
Worthless BAD piggys.
Make a bad day a good night for your Queen .

You want to know how worthless you piggys are!
I made a dirty little piggy drink TOILET WATER! Ahahahaha fucking loser, what a wimp!!! I couldn't stop laughing.
Oh so lucky he was to have me laugh at him, I must have been in a good mood. What a loser, if only his room mates knew I was making him stick his dick in their listerine ( one of my FAVORITE punishments) and drinking the water they took shits in!
It was brilliant, I am so fucking wise, maybe it will build his poor useless immune system, or ......the bacteria will eat away at him weak heart like some kind of toxic shock syndrome virus  which is acquired from using a tampon for too long.
OHHH What a loser.
BUT I had to deal with a waste of flesh earlier that gave me a HEADACHE. He used the line about "being a student" . The sissys  who bow down to me realize their devotion to me exceeds any money confrontation.
MAKE MONEY AND SPEND IT ON ME INCOMPETENT FUCKERS! In the mean time do yourselves a fucking favor and pick up a book because I'm going to ruin you later.
Mistress Joanna

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING ROLLING PAPERS!!!
UGHGGGHHH!!
THIS IS SHITTTTTT

I am finally getting a hang of things on this fucking site. I knew if you sissy's could work this it couldn't be so hard.
I need a new manicure, my gel nails are gone and I must find time in my busy life to get them re-done. Although it is a fuckload easier to roll joints without fake nails, they are sitting in a bag now waiting for some sick pussy to buy them and glue them back to his nails.
A beautiful pedicure is in order , now come to think of it a brazillian appointment must be made as well.
Shit I need , get it, got it, good...
Fuckers, your so lame and useless I'm going to bed, I can't be surrounded by fools!

So I'm just figuring out how to use this ridiculous live journal bullshit.
I'd get a slave to do it for me but god knows what  you incompetent fuckers would do....
I need a new ashtray, better yet, send me a picture of yourself so I can ash my joints in your face.
Yo, I can't help but laugh myself to tears at some of the lame humiliatrix's I've decided to check out, the ones who post tones of pictures of themselves, like you worthless pigs actually deserve to see every angle of their body..pfft.
Or the ones who attempt to be mean and bitchy...please kill me with kindness lady.
Luckily , I was born to do this.